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【赛后贴】季后赛东部决赛G4，凯尔特人在主场102-82战胜热火，将大比分扳平为2-2。

双方关键球员数据：

热火：巴特勒6分7板1助，塔克0分3板2助1断，阿德巴约9分6板2助，斯特鲁斯0分0板0助0帽，洛瑞3分5板2助2帽，奥拉迪波23分4板6助，邓罗14分4板2断，科雷布-马丁12分6板1助。

凯尔特人：塔图姆31分8板5助2帽，霍福德5分13板3助4帽，罗-威廉姆斯12分9板2帽，布朗12分7板2助，格兰特-威廉姆斯7分5板2助，德里克-怀特13分8板6助，普理查德14分2板3助1断1帽。

[–]Heatmrwhite2323 76 points 3 hours ago

Game 1 blowout

Game 2 blowout

Game 3 blowout until last 4 minutes

Game 4 blowout.

Game 5? Blowout

Game 6? Believe it or not blowout

热火球迷：G1打花了！G2打花了！G3打花了！（最后4分钟之前）G4打花了！信不信G5和G6还是打花？

相关新闻：东部决赛每场最大分差均达20分及以上

[–]MoeNopoly 2 points 2 hours ago

Actually

球迷：打死对手，或者，被对手打死！

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 199 points 4 hours ago

The Heat starters tonight: 18points on 7/26 shooting, 1/10 from 3, almost as many turnovers as field goals.

达拉斯王治郅球迷：热火首发五人今晚表现：26投7中，三分10中1，共计18分。失误数几乎和进球数一样多！（注：巴特勒失误1次，阿德巴约失误3次，洛瑞失误2次，共6次）

[–]CelticsSquimJim 76 points 3 hours ago*

Oladipo: 23 pts*

Heat starters: 18 pts

凯尔特人球迷：奥拉迪波独得23分，热火首发合砍18分！

[–]Raptorspdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd 580 points 3 hours ago

Bruh how is your starting five gonna combine to score only 18. What the hell is this series

猛龙球迷：哥们儿，你们的首发阵容是怎么做到合砍18分的？这是东决，你们在搞神马？！

[–]Kingsrunthepoint1 95 points 2 hours ago

I’m more weirded out by thinking of the series between either of these teams and the Warriors.

国王球迷：这两支球队不管谁去对阵勇士，那画面，想想就刺激！

[–]WarriorsTormundo 3 points 3 hours ago

Yall need to stop playing and combine to face the warriors

勇士球迷：停止内耗，合纵抗勇，方为上策！

[–]Miami HeatTheGreatGanja 123 points 2 hours ago

Bam 3-5, apparently he learned nothing...

热火球迷：热巴五中三，不如去上班！

[–]Miami HeatBcube21 44 points 2 hours ago

He's the most inconsistent player I've probably ever seen. He could be a top 20 player but then he plays like this right after good games

热火球迷：他可能是我见过的最不稳定的球员了。他能打出联盟前20的表现，然后转过身就打成这样！

[–]dreamo95 5 points an hour ago

He's not even the most inconsistent player in this series. We just saw the Tatum shoot 3-14 last game.

球迷：你要说不稳定，还得是塔图姆。上一场我们不就见证了14中3的铁图姆吗？

塔图姆31分5助8板 阿德巴约9分2助5板

[–]Miami Heatdpf7 3 points an hour ago

He’s definitely more inconsistent than Tatum.

Tatum has scored 29, 27, 10, and 31.

Bam has scored 10, 6, 31, and 9.

热火球迷：阿德巴约还是比塔图姆更不稳！塔图姆四场得分29、27、10、31；阿德巴约10、6、31、9。

[–]Miami HeatMoeNopoly 2 points 45 minutes ago

Got a winner seriously？

热火球迷：这也争胜负，I服了you!

[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 639 points 3 hours ago*

Oladipo and Cody ...Caleb Martin carried them to a 20 point loss

凯尔特人球迷：是奥拉迪波和一个叫科迪，哦不，是叫科雷布-马丁的家伙让你们只输了20分！

[–]Celticsno_h36 10 points 3 hours ago

Hey give Robinson some credit.

凯尔特人球迷：邓肯-罗宾逊值得拥有姓名！

[–]RaptorsJalen_Harris_Fan 320 points 3 hours ago

Dipo getting a decent bag this offseason

猛龙球迷：奥拉迪波休赛季先去整个大点的袋子！

[–]CelticsLagooooooon 151 points 3 hours ago

Oladipo cant win with these cats

凯尔特人球迷：奥拉迪波带着阿猫阿狗可赢不了比赛！

[–]Heatmrwhite2323 8 points 3 hours ago

Yeah Jimmy was obviously still hurting

热火球迷：明显能看出来，巴特勒的膝盖很疼！

[–]TimathanDuncan 25 points 3 hours ago

Someone said everyone is hurting, is there a player who isn't hurting

球迷：有人说过：每个人都有伤，谁不是带伤打球呢？

相关新闻：塔克谈恩比德伤病时曾说每个人都有伤

[–]snowshoulder 12 points 2 hours ago

I remember some people saying Jimmy’s as good as prime lebron after game 3 lol

球迷：当初可是有人说：G3打完，吉米赛老詹！！！

本场比赛的吉米-巴特勒？？？

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatumjpaxlux 1023 points 3 hours ago

People who post these threads every time a star has a bad game are top tier instigators

凯尔特人球迷：节奏大师，鉴定完毕！

[–]Heatyummy_yum_yum123[���] 8 points 2 hours ago

Goldfish memory but it’s honestly not their fault NBA media is always overacting after one game

热火球迷：都是金鱼记忆！但是也不能怪他们，那些NBA媒体在一场比赛之后的反应都太浮夸了！

[–]Buckshusbandofsamus 16 points 4 hours ago

Don't be fooled by the fact that it's 2-2. This is one of the worst series in NBA history.

雄鹿球迷：2比2看似焦灼，实际却是菜鸡互啄！

[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonJetsLag 63 points 4 hours ago

Celtics vs Nets: defensive masterclass by the Celtics which, despite being a sweep, was super close

Celtics vs Bucks: two titans of the Eastern Conference slugging it out over the course of 7 games

Celtics vs Heat: who wants to kill themselves?

尼克斯球迷：凯尔特人VS雄鹿：凯尔特人凭借更高一筹的防守横扫对手，但实力相去不远！凯尔特人VS雄鹿：来自东部的两只泰坦巨猿用7场决出胜负！凯尔特人VS热火：到底谁更想弄死自己？

热火队标被恶搞

[–]stockyriki 289 points 4 hours ago

Celtics: im gonna play bad today

Heat: hold my beer

球迷：凯尔特人：我今晚给你表演个拉胯！热火：一起吧！

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 1039 points 4 hours ago

This has to be one of the worst conference finals ever between two good teams.

尼克斯球迷：这绝对是两支顶级球队打过的最糟糕的分区决赛了！

[–]Celticsbowsting 8 points 5 hours ago

Don't you know? Both teams agreed that most injured team wins.

凯尔特人球迷：你们不知道吗？两队达成协议，伤病最多的球队胜出！

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 241 points 4 hours ago

Felt more like a preseason scrimmage than a playoff game, but with a shit ton of foul calls

达拉斯王治郅球迷：看着更像是季前赛而不是季后赛，只是多了一堆犯规而已！

[–][BOS] Jayson TatumNoobChumpsky 338 points 3 hours ago

Fans of both teams being punished by being forced to watch this

凯尔特人球迷：自己主队的比赛，跪着也得看完！

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownsingingbatman27 4 points 4 hours ago

Both teams need a god-damned day off

凯尔特人球迷：两队都TMD需要好好休息一天！

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